Drama in the Subdivision

 9/25/11

When you live in the ‘burbs of the state capitol, drama comes in many forms.  When one has a ten-year-old girl in the house, it can be especially unpleasant.  Take homework, for instance.  Getting her to do it can be murder.  It comes with whining, protests, shouting, violent stabbing of the paper with an abused pencil, more shouting (this time from Mama) and a whole lot of wasted energy.

Calgon, take me away.

When I got home from work on Friday, the drama was in the air so thick I needed a chainsaw to cut through it.  The first alarm went off in my brain when I saw my child with two neighbor girls in the driveway.  I remember what it was like to be that age.  I remember the games girls play and three is not a good number.

For those readers who don’t have daughters, let me just say you’re missing out on something.  Boys can be mean, can bully, pull pranks on one another and make things lively at home, but they got nothing on girls. 

Girls are sneaky.  Girls are cruel.  An odd number of girls spells disaster.

So, there were three little girls in my drive.  They were playing, and on the outside, everything looked good, but I knew better.  Then they all headed off to one of their houses down the street.  My first inclination was to stop them, but a mother has to let her child learn about reality, even if she knows the outcome.

Less than ten minutes later, our little princess came back.  She was crying, told us she felt so bad.  One of the other girls told her she wanted to play with the other without our princess.  When princess objected she was told to “get the f*&% out of here”.  As a mother, I saw red.  I wanted to tear the potty-mouthed girl a new one.  I wanted to confront her mother and ask what kind of home she was running.

Instead, I put my arms around my shaking child in an effort to lend comfort.  The two children in question have done this sort of thing before.  My child is not the only victim.  And the two girls aren’t the only ones to do this sort of thing.  And, let’s face it, my child is no angel in this regard.  I’m sure she’s done the same thing.  It’s a girl thing—odd man (or girl) out.  I know this and do everything I can to make her feel better.

It didn’t help, of course.  She was heart-broken.  My husband was in a rage.  My wiggly heart began to do a dance in my chest.  There are many different kinds of stress, but at the base of each type is the same real cause:  The mind’s power to override the body’s urge to beat the living crap out of someone.  I was in full stress mode.

The girls came back to retrieve a bicycle left behind in the previous exodus.  My very Italian husband, in full vendetta mode, stomped through the door.  Oh, he was going to take care of this.

My heart flipped.  I reached out a hand to grab him but missed.  I yelled for him to come back.  Then that little monster in the back of my brain—that naughty little voice we all have—chuckled with evil glee.  It said to let him have the child.  I almost smiled before shaking myself and holding my daughter back.

I couldn’t hear what he said, but he opened a new can of worms.  He only yelled at one of the girls, the one who used such foul language on his darling daughter.  Said child went home in tears.  I knew it would only be a matter of minutes.

I was right.  It was twenty minutes and I got a message on-line from her mother.  I cringed when I saw her name.  I wanted to clobber the man of the house.  I might still do it on pure principle.

It seems her child wanted to move away, quit her current school and live with her father.  She was humiliated and hurt.

I wrote back that I had the same issue at home with a little girl in anguished tears over someone she thought was her friend using such bad language and chasing her away.  I apologized for my husband’s behavior.  I told her if I had been the one confronting the situation, I would have had the same conversation with the child’s mother and not the child.

There’s always the hope that such a statement would put an end to the discussion.  My daughter said she felt bad because she didn’t want to get anyone in trouble and that Daddy probably scared the girl.  I smiled and said she got off easy.  She’s lucky she didn’t have to face me. 

Princess’s eyes got huge.  “Yeah, Mom.  You’re way more scary.”

My point was made.

And I got another message from the angry mother down the street.  She was not mollified and she was not happy.  I pulled the heart condition card.

Yeah, that’s right.  I did it. 

I told her how I’d had a recent heart attack, how my doctor wanted me to avoid all stress, but that I was doing everything I could to resolve the situation.  My monitor had gone off twice, the monitoring company had called and my head was pounding, but I was there to help her get through this.  It was all true, but really not something I wanted to share with the neighborhood. 

And end to the matter was found.  She told me she was willing to help with anything I needed.  Kind of her, seeing as our children were at war and my husband was acting as a five-star general on the opposing side. 

I have one rule about kids.  I never get involved in their battles.  I’m there to patch the wounds, bake cookies and make Kool-Aid.  Beyond that, I don’t have any part in it.  Children have to learn about the social pecking order on their own, or they grow up miserable and unable to cope.  I think it’s harder on the parents than the children, but we have to let them learn on their own.

A Good GP in the Hand Is Worth a Dozen Specialists on the Branch

9/21/11

Today was very enlightening.  Everyone should have a good general/family practitioner.  Mine is a real doll.  Doc is a fabulous lady with a genuine twinkle in her eye and always ready to lend a hand.

I don’t believe she thinks too much of my cardiologist, but I can’t be sure.  She did mention something about finding me a new one when I visited her today.  The hospital set up the appointment.  I hadn’t planned on bothering her with all this hole-in-heart business, but they insisted, so I went.  I’m really glad I did.

Doc was busy, so I was sent in to see the nurse practitioner who pulled up all my test results and started to shake her head.  “Yeah,” I said.  “I’m a hot mess.”

We talked a bit and she told me Doc had just had the same hole repaired in her heart.  My brows shot up.  Really?  Doc took time out of her busy day to come talk to me.  She spent more time with me on the fly than that blamed cardiologist did in all three of my visits with him. 

I got the diagnosis wrong from the other doctor’s nurse.  I don’t have VSD.  Interesting.  So, this hole in my heart, which I was told was not likely the cause of my atrial fibrillation, is most probably the cause of it all.  Even my life-long fight with migraines could be attributed to it.  Nice.

ASD.  Atrial septal defect.  It sounds icky.  What it means is the oxygen rich blood goes back to the lungs instead of out into the body.  I over-breathe; hyperventilate, while the rest of the body is starved for oxygen.  My head hurts.  Now I know why.

It also means that blood pools in the top half of my heart, goes stagnate and clots.  Those clots go straight to the brain.  Fabulous.  It’s a good thing I have naturally thin blood and have been taking aspirin daily for the past two years.  It was about two years ago when the situation seemed to start getting worse, but no one could hear the heart palps but me.  Sigh.

Okay, so what’s to be done?  Well, I’m told by the good and fabulous doc that most insurance companies won’t cover it unless you have terrible symptoms—such as a stroke.  My chance for stroke has been greatly elevated by this little pinprick of a hole, but I have to actually have a stroke to qualify for repair.  Excuse me, but I’m trying to avoid a stroke. 

The battle lines are drawn.  Doc is unhappy with the lack of information from the cardiologist and wants to see about getting me a new guy, because the current guy has not told me a single thing about my condition.  I love my doctor.

I will have to find someone to go to bat for me, someone willing to fight with the insurance company on my behalf because my GP believes it has to be fixed.  I’m inclined to agree.  Where I come from, if there’s a hole in the levy, you plug it or the river floods the crops.  The surgery is extremely costly.  The device used to close the defect commands 90% of the cost. 

I need a drink. 

And a big stick.  I think I’ll put it someplace where it will do the most good. 

In the meantime, I’m waiting for a stroke, pulmonary embolism or heart failure.  Meh.  Just another day.

Another Trip to the Good Heart Fairy

9/20/11

The return to work yesterday was a bust.  I was late because I had to pick up paperwork at the doctor’s office.  It took them a minute to get it together. 

So, then I drove to work.  I parked in my usual area, walked up the stairs to my cube.  Only problem was, by the time I got to my seat, I was feeling pretty rough.  After fixing my tea, I realized I wasn’t going to make it through the day. 

I wasn’t having issues with my heart, at least not that I could tell.  The problem was breath, or lack thereof.  It must have been the stairs.  I could not get enough wind in my lungs to feed my body and brain. 

After taking my first call, it was evident I couldn’t carry on.  I clocked out and headed back to the doctor’s office.  They hooked me up with an appointment for the next day and sent me home.  I almost went to the hospital.  Not being able to breathe is a terrible feeling.

Today, I felt better.  Catching my breath was still a trick, but I could move without feeling like going back to bed.  My day started with a trip back to ye ol’ cardiologist.  He’s a friendly sort.  Good of him to fit me into his schedule. 

He asked questions, made notes and listened to my heart.  He smiled.  He wrote more notes.  He smiled again.

Well, at least he didn’t grunt at me.

Then he voiced his concern about the breathing issue.  I told him I thought it was the medication.  He told me he thought it was my heart.  Joy.  The medication was cut in half and I was told to rest.  He left the room.

Remember Michael, that much put-upon technician from the stress test?  He entered my room next, carrying a new gizmo intended be my lifeline.  It’s an event monitor, which is currently strapped to my hip.  He explained that I’m to push the magic button any time I feel onset of symptoms. 

I asked if this was to help them find my body when my heart finally seized.  He gave me a strange look.  The man still has no sense of humor. 

I’m not sure if I should be alarmed, but he had a miserable time trying to get the thing to work.  It comes with three sets of batteries, each set designed to last ten days.  This means I’m to wear if a full month.  Good times.  Only problem, the batteries were all dead.  This does not instill a great deal of confidence. 

When he finally got it working and wired me up to it—after I showed him the rash from previous adhesive electrodes and reminded him of how many times I told him I was allergic during the last tests—he tried to get the thing to transmit.  Again, it didn’t work.  He dragged me through the office to a window where it finally transmitted.  So, if I’m to have a heart attack, I can’t be in a brick or stone building.  I’ll keep that in mind when I schedule the event.

Then I was sent home.  I don’t really feel like the good doctor did much, or that he’s taking any of this very seriously.  All I could think of was to tell him, “Hey, this is my life.  I’m a human being, not some product you’re working on.”  I probably would’ve told him, too, but he had disappeared again.  Sigh.  Specialists.

At The Heart of It All

It’s a funny thing about hearts.  The human heart holds all the joys and dreams, love and anger, laughter and tears of our lives.  I have them all in droves.  The funny thing, though, is how they don’t leak out when you have a hole in your heart.

It’s called ventricular septal defect, or VSD.  It’s not uncommon, present at birth in a large number of individuals.  Most close without issues during the first three years of life.  For some of us, it doesn’t.  It’s no big problem for those who grow up with these tiny perforations, but occasionally it can be discovered when one visits a hospital under cardiac duress. 

I was on my way to work last Wednesday when I decided I’d drive to the ER instead.  You see, I was having palpitations.  This is not unusual for me.  I’ve had them all my life, but they usually go away within a few minutes.  The odd aspects of this episode were: 1. I woke with the condition, which has never happened before, and 2. the condition did not resolve on its own.

I started getting concerned when each irregular beat seemed to rob me of my breath.  It’s a very disquieting sensation.  Sitting at a red light, I took stock of my risk factors.  I’m a smoker, my job is sedentary and very stressful, I spend many hours sitting and writing, and I’m not as young as I’d like to think I am.  Hmmm…

I turned right instead of left and headed to the med center.  A man smiled at me in the parking lot as I walked to the door.  A woman eyed me suspiciously as we passed when I entered the ER.  The admission clerk asked the nature of my complaint.  When I told her there was a bird fluttering around in my chest and I was having a hard time catching my breath, I was summarily placed in a chair.  Machines were attached to my body and it was nearly impossible to get a blood pressure reading.  They tried so many times my arm was bruised. 

As it turned out, my blood pressure was low-normal and nothing to be concerned about, but the heart monitor was bleeping out of control.  The nurse looked at the clerk and a wheelchair was ordered.  They trucked me into an exam room and left me to the tender mercies of the waiting staff.

I have no training in medicine, but I do know human nature.  The look that passed between them was not a good one.  Okay, so this is probably a little more serious than I thought.  Maybe it was a good thing I decided to blow off work in favor of a quick check.

Tests were ordered, nurses and technicians entered and left.  I was hooked up to a heart monitor and then an electroencephalograph and a ginormous tube shoved into a vein in my left arm.  It hurt.  I hate the nurse who did it.  Even more fun was the lovely forked tube that was shoved up my nose to deliver oxygen.  Seriously?  Was all this necessary?

I didn’t think it was but the EKG showed a different picture.  Aside from the 100+ beat differential in my heart beat second-by-second, it also showed a distinct absence of the all-important “P-wave”.  The on-call physician wandered in.  He seemed friendly, not bad to look at, had a winning smile.  He didn’t seem too concerned, but I know how they are trained to keep panic-stricken heart patients at ease.

I don’t do panic.  It’s really not in my nature—unless you count the time I saw my three-year-old daughter tumbling head-first from the top of a tree.  She caught herself and I yanked her out, vowing to whip her backside if she scared ten years off my life like that again.  Come to think of it, she may be the reason for my now-present heart condition.  I may go in there and smack her just on principle.

So, when the nice little doctor said he wasn’t too concerned but after discussing with the resident cardiologist, they were going to admit me, I nailed him to the proverbial wall. 

“Spill it, doc.  What’s happening to me?  And don’t sugar-coat it.”

“Atrial fibrillation, that’s what we call it,” he said.  As he explained it to me, he continued to watch the monitor.  He was watching for signs of alarm or undo stress.  It didn’t happen.  He seemed satisfied and walked away to have a room ordered.

After he left, a gorgeous young resident walked in with his equally stunning student.  They didn’t really have anything to do with my case, but they were there to learn.  I didn’t mind.  They were real eye candy.  Mmm-mm.  As they chatted with me, their eyes wandered to my heart monitor.  They both suddenly looked as if watching an exciting football game with their favorite teams running neck and neck.  Whatever was happening, it was fun to watch. 

“You think that’s cool,” I said, “wait until you see what happens when I raise my arm.”  When I did, the beats-per-minute jumped from 69 to 185.  I lowered my arm.  It went down to 80.  I raised both arms and it was off the chart.  Their eyes were huge.  They really began asking questions then.  I told them it was their faults.  Good-looking men get me all excited.  They both blushed a bright crimson.  It does a woman good.

By the time they finally had me upstairs in the cardiac wing, the situation had resolved itself.  My heart went back to its regular rhythm.  When I told the nurse it had stopped, she looked at the monitor and went in search of the cardiologist.  Without even talking to me, he had signed a plan of treatment.  Not sure how I feel about that.

Then he came to see me.  He was a nice-looking man, very presentable, with a friendly nature.  I so detest cold demeanors.  When you’re talking about my health, you better have a modicum of empathy or you run the risk of being told off.  He seemed personable enough and told me about my condition as well as the medications he wanted to put me on.  I settled only for the pill that would lower my heart rate.  I’m not one to take a lot of chemicals into my body.

I was to see him again the next day in his office.  He ordered more tests.  More tests?  Seriously?  I was already feeling like a guinea pig and had sores where skin had been removed with the adhesive tabs from all the machines.  Ah, such great joy.

So, I was sent home.  By the time I left, my mother, her husband and my mother-in-law had all been in to visit.  I refused to allow my husband to visit.  I’d spend more time watching out for his feelings than my own, so I told him to stay at work.  When they were ready to discharge me, I called to let him know.  He was relieved.

The next day, I arrived at the doctor’s office at the appointed time.  As it turned out, I didn’t actually see him.  I saw nurses and technicians, but not the good doctor.  Again, I’m not sure how I feel about that.  Actually, it kind of ticked me off.  

The tests were to be an echocardiogram and a nuclear stress test.  Owing to the nature of my condition, they said, I would not be expected to get on the treadmill.  That’s a good thing.  I used to have gerbils when I was a kid.  They would get on their little gerbil treadmills and run until they stopped of pure exhaustion.  No matter how long or how hard they ran, they never got anywhere.  I had no intention of being like a gerbil.

The echo was fun.  Got to watch my heart beat.  The tech thought I had a hole in my heart.  She did a bubble test.  Now, I don’t know about anyone else, but I always thought that if you got air bubbles in your blood, you would die in excruciating pain.  So when she told me what she was planning, I almost went through the roof.  Apparently, one does not get the bends from this little test and it takes much larger amounts of air to cause the condition.  I think my reaction amused the Amazon who conducted the tests. 

I watched the foamy bubbles enter the heart and saw them leak from one side of my heart to the next through the side wall.  Ooo-kaaaay.  Not normal.  Interesting.

Next, it was on the nuke stress testing lab.  It was an assembly line of patients at various stages of the process.  It’s funny that most cardiac patients don’t have much sense of humor.  It would’ve been nice to be warned about that going in.  I think I offended a couple.  Oh, well.  Being the youngest one in the room by a number of years, I think a few of them were somewhat suspicious of me.

Now, as the test was explained to me, I kept thinking about what my mother told me in the hospital.  She had offered a dire warning about this particular test.  She said she couldn’t describe the feeling she had when the chemicals flowed through her body, but it was horrible.  I rolled my eyes.  This is going to be enjoyable.

Okay, so mom was right.  It was a nightmare.  There was a terrible rush, as if I had run a mile flat out.  Only think is, every time I run a mile, the stress of the activity is accompanied by those tasty endorphins that cushion the stress with a feeling of euphoria.  This doesn’t happen when he stress is induced with a chemical agent.  Where the hell are my endorphins?

The feeling came upon me like a blow to the head.  It felt as if my brain was trying to escape through my ears.  The top of my skull needed a pressure valve.  My stomach began a treacherous climb toward my gullet.  My eyes began to cross.  I couldn’t breathe. 

“Michael,” I said to the tech, “get me a bucket.”

“Do you feel sick?” he asked.

Was the man stupid?  Did he have any concept of the poison pouring through my veins?

“No,” I said.  “I thought I would build sand castles on the floor.  Just get the damned bucket.”

Charlie was the other tech.  He just smiled and told me it would burn off soon.  Was he kidding?  How soon was “soon”?  I wanted it gone immediately.  If I could’ve lifted my arms, I would have throttled him.  I never wanted to tell someone to go to hell so badly, but he survived and so did I.

It was over in less than five minutes with my blood pressure not going too high, so no need for the unfortunate crash cart that sat too close for comfort.  They sent me back to the waiting room to put in more time before they took more pictures. 

After several hours, it was all done but the waiting.  I went home to wait without once hitting someone—even though my arm is hopelessly purple and sore from the wicked IV’s.  My mother would be so proud.

As luck would have it, I didn’t have to wait long.  They called me the same afternoon and told me about the VSD, the atrial fibrillation and the thankfully healthy heart and arteries.  No blockages, no disease, only the congenital defects causing my condition.  I’ll be on medication for the rest of my life, but I’ll stop fainting at dinner with my friends or in the break room at work, in front of my supervisors.  It should be a relief to them. The best part is I likely won't have as many migraines now.  That's a relief to me.

I love this day

Okay. Maybe “love” is too strong a word, but it sounds nicer than “loathe”.

Back-story setup: A few weeks ago, my much-beloved neighbor succumbed the economic climate and decided to sign her beautiful home over to the bank rather than continue to struggle making ends meet. It was a tough decision and I hated to see her go. So now her home is empty and the two-story, much-used playhouse out back is fair game.

Which brings us to the present day—a day, I might add, which started before 6:00 AM. The playhouse is right outside my bedroom window. Some neighbor boys decided it would be fun to get up before the freaking sun and play construction worker. They borrowed some of their dad’s tools and went to work.

WTF? It’s not even sunrise and the little brats are hammering and pounding away at this thing. The resulting noise pollution woke first my child and then my husband and I. Of course the neighborhood dogs joined the chorus. Before long there was a cacophony of racket designed to rob everyone of much-needed Saturday sleep-in time. I suddenly decided I hated little boys.

Now, I try to be a good neighbor. I don’t yell and go into fits over such things because it’s not good for local relations. I growled a bit and grumbled and stumbled to the bathroom to wash my face.

Once I got the glue off my eyes and managed to get the kid away from the TV, I glanced out the window. The boys were carrying firewood away from my wood pile. Damn. How many times do I have to tell them it’s not safe? How many times do I have to remind them to leave stuff that doesn’t belong to them alone?

After a yell out the door to tell them to put it back and keep clear of the pile, it was time to start in on the house. Holy crap! The kid was only up about fifteen minutes before me. How the hell did she do that much damage in so short a time? Time to hit the warpath.

Sensing the trouble in the air, my husband wisely decided to take his family out to breakfast. Good thing, too. He was next on my hit list.

Back home, I saw the mess in the garage. I could barely get the car in, and with so much water standing in the yard, gardening was out, so it was time to clean the garage. The things I found! I won’t even go into it, but suffice it to say, I was pretty angry at the state of affairs—especially when I discovered how much of the junk in there belonged to all the neighbor boys. It’s all neatly piled in the yard now with a sign that says take it home by Sunday night or lose it forever.

Taking a break from the garage work, I decided to slog through the yard and see how much damage was done by all the rain. That’s when I found the big pile of trash the kids had carried from the playhouse and put in my yard. I suppose I shouldn’t have been so angry, seeing as how they had filled my burn barrel (thinking it was a trash can) and piled the rest neatly in three huge piles, but damn! This was the last straw. Time to talk to the parents.

So, I got all the firewood out of the playhouse (in seven trips) and stacked it back up. I drove down the road to speak to the very hot and hunky Ken about his children. No luck, no one home. Double damn.

I got back home to discover someone—during my short absence of five minutes—had nailed my mailbox. It was lying in the road, gasping out its last breath. Triple damn. My mail was scattered in the mud.

After asking my child if she had seen anything and watching her blasé shrug, I threw up my arms in disgust. The mailbox—looking a little worse for wear—is back on the job. It only took a sledge hammer and the vent of my growing frustration to put it back in place.

Back in the house to fix lunch, I discover the little hurricane had been at it again. When I went looking for her, I saw her clear down the block at the bad neighbor boys’ house. I had just told her not to go over there. Of course the little twit spilled the beans—since they were now home—about how angry I was. Time-out time. “In your room until I tell you to come out.”

The lunch done, house back in order and supper on the table, there’s a knock at the door. By this time, I’m very tired, very cranky and ready to let someone have it. Hot Ken was at the door with one of his errant boys in tow. Shit. I don’t want to deal with this now.

There’s a long discussion, ending with the boy being sent out back to clean up the trash and promises that I’ll be able to get some rest tonight. Hah! Believe it when I see it. I know his boys. Then he took a look at the big old dying tree in my yard and decided it needs to come down. Now! Oh, hell. That’s all I need to deal with. He volunteered.

This tree is situated between the corner of my house and the corner of my other neighbor’s garage. The only place to safely drop it is in the street. To fell it correctly takes real experience. Hot Ken? How do I know his capabilities? The man was nearly salivating at the prospect. Apparently he’s a closet lumberjack.

Of course, the thought of watching his muscles bulge as the sweat trickles down his naked chest is tempting, but I declined his offer. I really don’t need a lawsuit on my hands.

Supper’s cold by the time he left. So, after nuking, we finally sit down to eat. I’m no longer hungry. I’m just tired. The kid is whining. The husband is bitching. The cat is howling. The neighbor boys are hammering away in the playhouse again.

I need a drink. Or a valium. Or a really big gun…

A Random Act of Beauty

Today we observe Patriot Day.  It’s Friday, and Patriot Day doesn’t arrive until Sunday, but for the working public and school children, we observe today.  For most, it’s a time to reflect on that terrible moment in 2001.  We think back to where we were, what we were doing when it happened.  We are mindful of those who lost there lives, those who struggle with the loss of loved ones and those who serve in great peril every day.

For one fireman, the Deputy Chief of Fort Lee (NJ) Volunteer Fire Department, commemoration takes another form.  He decided generosity would be a fine memorial.  Most would agree, or at least the 76,000+ who decided to join his Facebook event called “Sept 11 10th year, Pay it forward event”.  What a marvelous idea!  Help a stranger, who helps a stranger and so on.  I like it.

The opportunity to help comes in many forms.  It can be as simple as holding a door for someone or as complex as joining Habitat for Humanity for the weekend.  Sometimes a smile is all that’s needed, a word of encouragement or pat on the back. 

I saw something beautiful today.

At lunch time, in a hurry as usual with my car sucking fumes, I made for the corner gas station.  When I pulled in, it was to discover a long line to enter the lot.  It was either wait for an opening, or thumb a ride.  Sigh.

As I moved slowly into the lot, I saw the cause of all the congestion.  Some woebegone man had locked himself out of his pickup.  It was a real bummer considering his truck blocked all traffic between the pumps and the building.  As I said, it was lunchtime.  The place was extremely busy.  I saw the man dial his cell phone several times, presumably looking for whomever had his spare set of keys.

The poor man was mortified.

I maneuvered as best as I could and finally managed to find an open pump.  By that time, the manager was outside talking with the hapless truck owner.  There was a woman in an older model car in front of me.  She waited at the next pump, sitting behind the wheel, looking upset.  In the back seat was a toddler, his blond head bobbing as he happily played with his toys and giggled.

The longer the woman sat, the more dejected she became.  I watched her as I fished for my debit card.  When I exited my vehicle, a thin man walked past me.  His bearing was proud, his stride purposeful.  “How are you, young lady?” he said with a smile as he passed on his way toward the woman in the car.  He said something to her through the window, leaving her crestfallen.  He walked to the back of the car and leaned against it. 

Being a writer, I was more than a little curious.  He didn’t move to fill the tank.  He wiped his brow and stared into space with a troubled expression.  My first thought was lover’s spat.  I moved to the back of my Saturn and put the debit card into the pump, all the while, keeping an eye on the couple a few feet away.   That’s when I saw the man speaking to a woman on the other side of pump island.  Then she disappeared inside her car.  When she came out, she handed him a handful of bills.

His hand reached slowly.  His pride warred with his need.  The baby in the back seat giggled.  The mother in the front seat looked close to tears.  Then the unknown woman stepped around the pump and slipped her card into the machine.  She told the man to fill his tank. 

Pride is a strange thing.  The man held his head high, looked at this kind stranger with dignity and pride.  He thanked her and fueled his car.

I finished my task, took my receipt and moved my car out so someone else could get in.  I parked on the other side of the station and headed in to get a drink. 

Remember the guy with the locked truck?

The older car had pulled forward and the proud man stood next to the truck.  He was talking to the owner.  I heard him say, “Someone helped me, now I’m going to help you.”

It was a beautiful thing.

I got my drink, paid, told the man behind the counter what was going on.  By the time I got outside, the truck door was open and both men were grinning.  The woman in the car was smiling.  The baby continued to giggle. 

I began to wonder how the guy with the truck would pay it forward.  What would the next person do to maintain the chain?

I was able to help a few people throughout the day, but not with the kindness and generosity of that unknown woman who started an entire chain of compassion this afternoon.  I applaud her, and anyone else who goes that extra step.  If we all extend a hand at least once a day, what a wonderful world this would be.

Have a blessed and safe Patriot Day.

Elusive Sleep . . .

I was supposed to be working. Sometimes I’m not as disciplined as I’d like, so I find myself playing instead of writing. I tell myself it’s not my fault. Let’s face it; there are a lot of silly things to do on the internet. Last night’s distraction was in the form of Mafia Wars on Facebook—that evil, evil game. I blame Joey Walnuts. It’s his fault. He got me hooked on it.

So, instead of working, I was playing. I’m sure my publisher will be pleased to know that I didn’t get any editing done. Sigh. I was only going to do it for a few minutes, but when the clock on the mantle hit twelve bells, I realized that I’d been at it for two hours.

Ouch.

Like most of my sisters and brothers in the world of indy authors, I have a day job. I had to finish up the laundry, set out tomorrow’s clothes for the little one and get something out of the freezer for the next day’s supper before I could hit the rack. The cat still hadn’t been fed. Poor kitty. The living room was still a mess.

With my chores finally finished, it was quickly approaching 1:00 AM before I climbed between the sheets. Morning was going to hit hard. Little did I know just how hard . . .

When I entered the bedroom, Sir Snores-Alot was doing his best impression of a STIHL chainsaw. For a moment I pondered going to the guest room for a decent amount of sleep, then I realized I’d have to move and reset my alarm clock, put sheets on the bed and make it livable. That’s what I get for using the room as a storage bin. With a roll of my eyes, I climbed into bed and hoped for the best.

I wrapped a pillow wrapped tightly about my head and sleep came fast. Too bad it didn’t last. It seems I had just dropped off when the eight-year-old princess of the house came looking for her mama. Her little eyes, filled with sleep and tears told the story. Growing pains in her legs were causing her too much discomfort. After a dose of “leg medimets” she was sent off to bed with a drink and a hug. It was 1:43.

Damn.

With a less-than-cordial nudge to the sleeping snore machine to get him to roll over, I was quickly settled again. The snoring had blessedly ceased, but as I dozed off, his cell phone started to beep. Being too tired to deal with it, I curled the pillow around my head again and drifted off.

Now, my husband is like so many others. If something disturbs his sleep, he wakes me to find out what it is. What the hell is that all about? I would certainly welcome any answers on this particular inclination. I remember my dad doing this to my mom, too. Why do men do this?

So, he nudged me and asked, “What’s that noise?”

After glancing at the clock and seeing 2:08 emblazoned in bright red numbers, I jabbed him with my elbow. Hard. “It’s your damned phone. Jeez. Let me sleep.”

So the king of the house arose, fumbled, knocked stuff over, went into his bathroom and slammed the door. His actions were punctuated with a round of curses from his loving wife who used rather flowery language in a description of his ancestry. He was not amused.

Finally, sleep claimed me. I mean, I was out cold—until His Highness came back. He has a particular talent for flopping on the bed. His very large frame hits the mattress like a ton of marbles—rolling, loud and violent. It’s the reason I made him give up the waterbed in the early 90’s. When a tidal wave slams you to the floor in a dead sleep often enough, you make other arrangements.

It was 2:39. Another wave of vicious curses.

Sleep. Blessed sleep.

My eyes opened again at 3:17. What the hell was that noise? It was too loud to be a mouse, but something was definitely chewing. Then it dawned on me and I gave the freight train next to me a sadistic bash with my pillow. He came upright with a bellow and swinging arms.

Smirking to myself, I got out of bed and approached his lounge area on the far end of the room. Sure enough, the cat was digging through his garbage can. His Royal Hiney eats his snacks while watching TV and stuffs the scraps in the can. The cat was on the prowl and unhappy with the lean diet of kitty kibble I keep him on. How many times have I told the man not to do that? Christ!

The cat was sent scampering and the trash was taken to the garage. I just want some *bleep* sleep and I will have it! Declaring my intentions loud enough for the entire neighborhood to hear, I tossed myself back on the bed and muttered stern warnings to the next fool who disturbed my rest.

Himself got up at his usual time. I know this because he felt it was necessary to wake me and inform me that he goes into work earlier now so that he gets home earlier. Like I give a crap. What is this man thinking?

Without opening my eyes, and in a quiet voice, I informed him there was a gun within reach of my little hand, and I would use the protruding parts of his body for target practice. There was a sudden hush in the room and sleep reclaimed me. My last thought was the particular joy I would have with that gun. It’s a dart gun. I would have poked his privates full of holes and enjoyed his screams.

Yeah, that’s right. I’m a real delight when I don’t get enough sleep—some would even call me sadistic. Just ask the man that sleeps next to me at night, or the people I work with.

The alarm went off. The sun was rising. The world was coming awake and I wanted a nuclear weapon to salve my ugly temper. With any luck, the cube farm would catch fire and I would get the day off. As it was, I had to pry my swollen eyes open to splash water in them. The cat attacked me as I made my way from the shower. Stupid cat. Thankfully, the princess prudently decided to get herself up and dressed with no prodding from mom.

Dressed all in black to fit my mood, I shoved the kid out the door at the bus. Before she went, she asked if I was happy that she had gotten herself ready without an argument. I smiled, kissed her little head and said, “Yes, baby. Good thing, too, because Mommy might have taken you apart today.”

Her eyes got big as silver dollars as she backed out the door. She’s rarely seen that look on my face, but she fears it, just like I did when I saw it on my mom. I carried that look into the cube farm and got the day started. People around me cast me wary glances as they took up a collection of chocolate to appease me.

Chocolate fixes everything but this. I’m tired, I’m cranky and I hate my cat. I swear the creature is out to get me. If sleep proves to be elusive tonight, heads will roll.